Jamie Dimon’s War Cry: Bullets Over Bitcoin—A Battle Plan for the Banksters

EDITOR'S NOTES

Dimon, the Big Bank boss himself, has gone full war-monger—urging America to stockpile bullets and tanks, not digital dollars. From calling the bond market a ticking time bomb to blasting Democrats for choking out the American dream, Dimon’s rallying cry is a stark warning: the real enemy isn’t overseas, it’s in your own backyard. Let’s break down how the fat cats in high finance are telling you to buy bullets while they stuff their vaults with your cash. Wake up, folks.

Derek Wolfe Jun 2, 25

The Financial Leviathan Sounds the Alarm

At the inaugural Reagan National Economic Forum, JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon didn’t mince words: “Stockpile bullets, not Bitcoin,” he thundered. Forget your crypto dreams—Dimon wants you armed to the teeth. Tanks, planes, drones, and rare earth minerals—he says these are the lifeblood of American survival, not digital currencies. And this comes on the heels of President Trump’s executive order setting up a Bitcoin reserve—ironic, no?

Dimon’s venom for crypto isn’t new. After all, Bitcoin is about sovereignty and freedom from the rent-seeking vampires of Wall Street—concepts Dimon and his ilk find downright heretical. “We should be stockpiling bullets,” he repeated, a mantra echoing through the marble halls of power.

The Ticking Bond Bomb

Dimon didn’t stop at bullets. He warned that the bond market crack is “going to happen.” The U.S. government and the Fed have spent like drunken sailors, inflating the economy with quantitative easing and debt until it’s a house of cards. “I don’t know if it’s going to be a crisis in six months or six years,” he said, “but it’s coming.” He even admitted that JPMorgan will profit from the meltdown, while regulators and bureaucrats scramble to cover their own behinds.

Swap spreads are already starting to blow out—Dimon’s not wrong here. This is the same playbook they ran in 2008: build the bubble, warn about the bubble, profit from the bubble’s collapse.

The Leviathan of Government

Dimon’s fusillade didn’t spare the Democrats, either. “Immigration? What the hell were we doing?” he barked. He slammed the so-called green policies, the “blue tape” regulations, and the useless schools that keep America’s poorest chained in generational poverty. He’s right: the real Leviathan isn’t China or Russia—it’s the government Leviathan right here at home, bloated and incompetent, while Americans get crushed under its weight.

Dimon calls out the hypocrisy: the same government that can’t fix your roads or your schools is the one telling you to trust them with your money, your health, and your future. “The enemy within,” he growled.

The False Promises of the American Dream

Dimon paid lip service to the virtues of freedom—speech, religion, family, country—while acknowledging America’s deep, ugly history. But even he admits the country has lost its way. We’re being sold snake oil while our future is stolen from under us by the very people who claim to protect it.

And the biggest question of all: why didn’t Dimon say this while Biden was still in power? Because these speeches are nothing more than controlled venting—an exercise in rhetorical safety valves, giving the illusion of resistance while the machinery of control grinds on.

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