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Why Not Lab-Grown Meat When Americans Love Their Artificially-Printed Money?

EDITOR'S NOTE: Hold onto your seats, folks, because the U.S. government has given the green light for lab-grown meat sales to the public! Cultivated meat producers UPSIDE Foods and GOOD Meat are ecstatic after receiving approval from the Department of Agriculture (USDA) to commercially sell their chicken products. Now, why shouldn't most Americans embrace this "world-changing" invention, considering how readily they accept artificially-generated money? After all, consuming artificially-produced meat is just another step towards a future where everything on our plates is as fake as our currency. But fear not, because lab-grown meat enthusiasts assure us that this novel practice eliminates harm to animals and tackles environmental issues. So, bon appétit, everyone!

 

Lab-grown meat is produced in large steel tanks using animal cell manipulation